Up to 20% off, if you can catch Pirran.
A piskie with a parcel flits through these shelves. Where he leaves one, the price comes down at the counter by itself. No code, nothing to type, nothing to hurry for.
Bigger presents sit on cheaper things. Every present still leaves us a small profit, so none of them is a trick.
How it works
Who Pirran is
For as long as anyone remembers a wrought-iron piskie has sat on the ironwork above the Emporium door, lantern in hand. We gave him a name, a coat of leaves and a counter bell, and let him loose through both shops. He steers you to the right thing and tells you every honest caveat before you buy. The presents are his idea of a welcome.
The small print, in plain words
- A present comes off the price on the shelf today. We do not show a crossed-out "was" price, because the present is not a markdown: the shelf price is the price, and the present is on top.
- Presents change on a Monday. A thing that carried one this week sits out for a few weeks after, so the full price is always the one that runs longest.
- One present per thing. Presents on different things in the same order all count. A present can ride along with delivery offers but not with another product discount.
- No cash value, not valid on gift cards. A refund returns what you paid.
- Nothing here is a countdown. Miss a present and another will be along.
- Every present is checked each morning against what the thing costs us that day; if one would lose money it comes off the shelf rather than off you.
Questions
Is the shelf price real? Yes. It is the price the thing has been on sale at, and it stays when the present goes.
Do I need a code? No. The present is attached to the thing itself; the counter sees it and takes it off.
Why not 20% on everything? Because then it would not be a present, it would be the price. The sizes are set so each one still leaves us a little, and bigger ones sit on cheaper things.
Does Pirran know who I am? No. The presents are on the things, not on you. What the shop remembers of your visit stays on your device; see the privacy page.
What if it does not come off? Email hello@kernowtradingco.com with the order number and we will put it right.